Snapshot

  • Location: 95816 how fly....
  • Gender: Female
  • Status: Single
  • Age: 26

About Me

  • First job: Ross!
  • Where I work: SPATAROS!!!!
  • Best things about my gig: ME :)
  • Worst things about my gig: being the newbie
  • Career ambitions: Ballin!!
  • Date of birth: 01/01/1983
  • Joined BiteClub for: Fun
  • Status: Single
  • Website: www.redtube.com
  • Signature recipe: Mac and Cheese yo
  • Home Town: Your Mom
  • Education: Bachelorettes degree
  • My mentors: Jenna Jameson
  • Heroes: Oprah?
  • Favorite restaurants: Jimboys, Chipotle, Scotts, Ruth Chris, 58 degrees, Lounge on 20, Stagecoach on Florin, Chart House,
  • For my last meal I'll have: goose gibson up dirty
  • Favorite food and bev blogs/ websites: yelp and midtowngrid and vegan websites
  • Favorite travel destinations: Your pants
  • This is always in my fridge: booze
  • Favorite munchies: anything from the natural food co-op cafeteria
  • Interests and hobbies: sleeping, reading, vegging out, pretending I'm a beached whale, and partying like a rock star with a modest budget
  • Recommended reading: Native Son, Skinny Bitch, She's Come Undone, The Red Tent, Secret life of Bees, Janet Evanovich
  • Tools of the trade: Wine key and a smile
  • Last vacation: Lost Wages
  • Morning ritual:

    Roll over, look at the alarm, say, "oh shit I'm late!" Scramble out of bed, kick out whatever dude is there, shower, pound some Zico, Yerba Mate, superfood and a vitamin, and rush out the door.  Oh and I ususally put on clothes too.

  • My tunes:

    Bille Holiday.  I love him

  • About me:

    Um I've heard you either love me or hate me, but I still can't find anything to hate.

Industry Insights

  • Favorite beer: maredasous
  • Your cocktail of choice: Vodka with olive juice
  • Wine recommendation: Opus One
  • Customer pet peeves:

    seperate checks, mojitos, shitty attitudes, non-tippers, split early dining, the asshole that comes in 10 mins before we close and sits at booth 33 every fucking week and treats every server like shit, stays for 2 hours plus, raves about his cheap ass bottle of wine and tips $3.  And smells bad.  If I ever see you on the street I'm punching you in your fucking throat.  You are smart to pay with cash, because if you used a credit card I would stalk you, and egg your house like it was 7th grade bitch.

  • What makes a good bartender: showin love. Oh and going home with me
  • Where I go out to have drinks: Gallaghers
  • Years in the trenches: lets not talk about it
  • Most memorable experience in my career:

    Being tipped the bill.  It was years ago at Applebees, my first serving job and was only $30, but a table asked me what percent I wanted to recieve for my tip.  I told them, "well 15% is standard, 20% is bla bla."  They said we asked what you wanted not whats normal.  I said, "well hell 100%."  and they left it.  I hugged them. 

  • Signature drink recipe:

    1) Vodka and splash-o-olive juice

    2) blueberry and vanilla stoli with soda water

     

  • Biggest single tip: I have NO idea?
  • Most memorable meal: Chart House, soley for the crab cake
  • Celebrity sightings at my place: Ron artest. AND ME, AH-Nold, Guy Fieri